英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

清酒暖风

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. y4 F' ^, h; j/ q7 Q圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！

Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

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$ a2 o& o5 P; X: C, ]No.1: （冷笑话型）


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; _& o) Y1 t: c  a-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！

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“What kind of dog is that?”
“Hey, nice shoes.”

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  I  r9 s& f) g" c5 O# W1 {No.4（常规型）

# H8 w4 {9 {$ n-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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-Don’t I know you from xx class?”

-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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No.5（夸赞型）
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; D# l1 {0 E4 {; A- y* }2 J# b7 g-That's a great haircut.
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-You have a great smile.

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3 {6 H( B1 c+ F. Z6 I, I, sNo.6（酒吧场景）
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2 k4 Q' l4 s4 r-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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-Can I buy you a drink?

-Are you here alone?
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* U" a: o" H$ ~-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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-Let me buy you a drink.
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02错误示范
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4 J5 |, v2 K) H. I  Y' p1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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: R/ V8 N$ z( m: @# S2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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5 n" v' z, ?0 Q, JNOTE 1
To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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* k/ G8 i) e! h0 VExample: That guy just checked you out.

However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.

Example: Can I check out this book?

3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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6 I# B* ~) z# D5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)

, u4 {6 S  X( f, C# N7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

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To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.

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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

: Q% q; E) b: Y5 n/ e10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)

NOTE 4
If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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女巫
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Sheldon（生活大爆炸）

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( |6 x( {5 U: Y$ J8 ?2 xHoward(生活大爆炸)

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（花木兰）



咕噜（指环王）

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看了这么多还不会？

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( f: j% [3 @1 |/ ]看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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3 j/ @' M) ?  V+ |# n" j实在不行，学学笛卡尔，

用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）
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- \7 y% i$ H$ b- I8 B最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技


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勇敢去吧！

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如果碰壁了...
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送你挽尊语~
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